Thanksgiving of course

My family is really awkward, and not the kind where you make small talk while watching the football game, the kind where we just sit there and don’t say anything while watching the football game. This is why I wish I was Hispanic, their families can talk forever. My grandma and I are the only ones who think that my new uncle and his family are annoying and arrogant. My uncle is one of those people who knows everything about whatever the topic of conversation is, magically he will know every detail about brain cancer or what wine to choose for dinner if you are talking about it, it really bothers me, and his parents and siblings are no better, one of the sisters has a small dog that I think is extremely gay and extremely testosterone deprived, and his parents are the ones with the biggest house on the peninsula, beach front, with their house covered in priceless heirlooms from past generations. But there is one sibling I do like; I can’t remember her name though. But she has a Hispanic boyfriend so that made me envious of her, and then she knows what American Apparel and Urb Out are. She’s the only one who complimented me on my skirt and shoes. But all of them are disgustingly wealthy so I guess that compensates for their horrible personalities. This time of year always makes me want to have a boyfriend because I’ve always had one this time of the year, but it looks like this year I’ll be riding solo Tomorrow is Cyber Monday.